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Marketing jokes: Olympics Edition

On this Fun Friday, I’m wrapping up this week’s Olympic-themed marketing posts with some Olympic jokes. 

Let me know which one of these deserves the gold medal:

 

Knock, knock

Who’s there?

Woo

Woo, who?

Wait, who are you cheering for?

 

Q: What lights up an Olympic soccer stadium? 

A: A soccer match

 

Q: Which animal won a gold medal for hitting the baseball out of the park so many times? 

A: A bat, of course!

 

Q: How do fireflies start a race? 

A: “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”

 

Q: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants? 

A: In case he got a hole in one. 

 

Q: What did the archer say when she nearly got shot at the archery contest? 

A: Wow, that was an arrow escape!

 

Q: Why couldn’t the dog run in the marathon? 

A: Because he wasn’t a part of the human race!

 

Q: Why couldn’t the athlete listen to music? 

A: Because she broke the record! 

 

Q: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move? 

A: The splits!

 

Q: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal? 

A: I’m a wiener! 

 

Q: What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke? 

A: The punchline

 

Q: Why did the spotted jungle cat get disqualified from the Olympics? 

A: It was a cheetah.

 

Q: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics? 

A: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!

 

Q: Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics? 

A: Because he heard that first place gets 24 carrots. 

 

Q: Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport? 

A: Because the players dribble all over the court! 

 

Q: Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics? 

A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball. 

 

Q: Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?

A: It was two-tired.

 

Q: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Olympics?

A: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!

 

Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over? 

A: Because all the fans have left!

Takeaway

Which one of these jokes deserves to take away the gold medal? Click here to cast your vote!

All that is gold does not glitter.

J. R. R. Tolkien

Kurian Babykutty

CEO, 40 Parables

Kurian's a steward of storytelling and a keen observer of people, which is why he geeks out on making marketing meaningful.

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