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Marketing jokes: Olympics Edition
Fri, Aug 13, 2021
On this Fun Friday, I’m wrapping up this week’s Olympic-themed marketing posts with some Olympic jokes.
Let me know which one of these deserves the gold medal:
Wait, who are you cheering for?
Q: What lights up an Olympic soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match
Q: Which animal won a gold medal for hitting the baseball out of the park so many times?
A: A bat, of course!
Q: How do fireflies start a race?
A: “On your mark. Get set. Glow!”
Q: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants?
A: In case he got a hole in one.
Q: What did the archer say when she nearly got shot at the archery contest?
A: Wow, that was an arrow escape!
Q: Why couldn’t the dog run in the marathon?
A: Because he wasn’t a part of the human race!
Q: Why couldn’t the athlete listen to music?
A: Because she broke the record!
Q: What is a banana’s favorite gymnastics move?
A: The splits!
Q: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?
A: I’m a wiener!
Q: What is the best part of an Olympic boxer’s joke?
A: The punchline
Q: Why did the spotted jungle cat get disqualified from the Olympics?
A: It was a cheetah.
Q: Why were the swimming elephants thrown out of the Olympics?
A: Because they couldn’t keep their trunks up!
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics?
A: Because he heard that first place gets 24 carrots.
Q: Why is basketball the messiest Olympic sport?
A: Because the players dribble all over the court!
Q: Why does Cinderella never win the Olympics?
A: Because she has a pumpkin for a coach and runs away from the ball.
Q: Why couldn’t the bike finish the Olympic race?
A: It was two-tired.
Q: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce at the Olympics?
A: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!
Q: Why is it so hot in a stadium after the Olympic games are over?
A: Because all the fans have left!