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Marketing jokes: Knock-knock Edition

This summer, I’m going to take it easy on Fun Fridays with marketing jokes I found on the web (so don’t blame me!), starting with the Knock-knock Edition.

 

Q: Knock, knock

A: Who’s there?

Q: Interruptive marketer

A: Interruptive marke–

 

Q: Knock, knock

A: Who’s there? 

Q: Figs

A: Figs who? 

Q: Figs the website, it’s down again!

 

Q: Knock, knock

A: Who’s there?

Q: Mikey

A: Mikey who?

Q: My keywords don’t rank well. Can you help?

 

Q: Knock, knock

A: Who’s there?

Q: Our new e-book

A: Our new e-book who?

Q: We only ask that you fill out the following 14 fields for a free copy of this punchline.

 

Q: Knock, knock

A: Who’s there?

Q: Remarketing

A: Remarketing who?

Q: Knock, knock

A: Who’s there?

Q: Remarketing

A: Remarketing who?

 

And finally, here’s to all the agencies who get knocked by their clients at the 11th hour!

 

Q: Knock, knock

A: Who’s there? 

Q: Radio

A: Radio who? 

Q: Radio not, we’re launching the campaign tomorrow.

 

I’ll be back with more Marketing Manna on Monday and more such jokes on Friday!

Takeaway

Just some laughs!

Whoever invented knock-knock jokes should get a NO BELL prize!

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Kurian Babykutty

CEO, 40 Parables

Kurian's a steward of storytelling and a keen observer of people, which is why he geeks out on making marketing meaningful.

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